Aussie Volks Guy
20-12-2007, 09:42 AM
First contribution:
The Husband Store.....& NEW wife store added
>>
>>
>> A store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women
>> go
>> to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the
>> entrance:
>>
>> "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
>> the
>> products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from
>> a
>> particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
>> CANNOT
>> go back down except to exit the building?
>>
>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>>
>> -The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs -The
>> 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. -The
>> 3rd
>> floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
>> extremely
>> good looking.
>>
>> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>>
>> -She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
>> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>>
>> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>>
>> -Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
>> Have
>> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a
>> Strong Romantic Streak.
>>
>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
>> reads:
>>
>> -Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>> to
>> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>>
>> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
>> just
>> across the street.
>>
>> -The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>> -The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>>
>> -The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
The Husband Store.....& NEW wife store added
>>
>>
>> A store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women
>> go
>> to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the
>> entrance:
>>
>> "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
>> the
>> products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from
>> a
>> particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
>> CANNOT
>> go back down except to exit the building?
>>
>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>>
>> -The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs -The
>> 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. -The
>> 3rd
>> floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
>> extremely
>> good looking.
>>
>> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>>
>> -She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
>> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>>
>> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>>
>> -Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
>> Have
>> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a
>> Strong Romantic Streak.
>>
>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
>> reads:
>>
>> -Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>> to
>> please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>>
>> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
>> just
>> across the street.
>>
>> -The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>> -The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>>
>> -The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.